pimps on my seat

A phrase you announce out loud before you leave the room. This is a claim on the spot where you were sitting, so that no one else in the room can steal it in your absence.
Person 1: "Commercial time. Gotta pee. Pimps on my seat." leaves room

Person 2: "Yoink! That recliner's mine."

Person 3: "Ah ah ah. He called pimps man. Sorry...those are the rule."
by bradivari March 13, 2016
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pimp my ride

Should be called rice my ride.
Hey Xhibitch, will you PLEASSEEE rice my ride!!!
by Shawn September 03, 2004
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pimp my ride

A show where cars are taken from white people and then turned into a car which only a stuck-up (black) rapper would drive. They put spreewell wheels, lots of chrome, etc. Not to mention useless stuff like a turntable in the back. (where do you put your bags/luggage?)
I got my car pimped and got an official invitation to Harlem.
by Freakasync June 23, 2005
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T Da Pimp

A Rapper who thinks hes good at rapping... from detroit and sucks!
Person 1: Man Guess What?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I just listened to some T Da Pimp
Person 2: SO?..
Person 1: HE SUCKS!!!
by flinttownstunna March 02, 2009
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pimp my ride

Ridiculous American TV show on MTV, where the host Xzibit gets his shit band of mechanics, interior specialists etc, to make a really crappy car, into a really crappy tacky car. One worth a watch!!!
"Hey I'm Xzibit, and im here to pimp yo' ride"
by Gilbo January 06, 2005
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Frisco pimp slap

When a person is slapped with a handful of jiz.
I finished the deed with a Frisco pimp slap.
by beavercleaver May 08, 2014
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You've Been Pimped

When a person uses other people to knowingly just FREAK other people out.
I was called into the office by my 2 bosses and I stormed in there all pissed off and ready to wrestle. I started yelling and swearing and pounding on things, Letting my freak flag fly waaaay high!.......I then retreated from their office into a room of 25 disbelieving people who probably thought I was going on permanent unemployment. HA! It was STAGED!!! Us three had planned the whole thing to freak you all right the freak OUT!! You've Been Pimped!! Aaaaand Youuuur Welllllllcome! HA! ;-)P
by wavesecho December 11, 2011
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