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Orange Marmajizz

Part orange marmalade and part semen, usually found on a computer keyboard after a particularly rough masturbation session or quick pb+j snack (or both).
Has the ability to produce babies that are half human and half orange tree and can grow oranges for you all the time.
Friend: I just touched something on your keyboard
Me: Oh, thats probably just orange marmajizz
Friend: WTF is orange marmajizz?
Me: (explains)
Friend: WTF dude
Me: You've never head of orange marmajizz? Dude, take a fucking biology class or something. Seriously.
by marmajizzer January 24, 2012
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Orange Christmas

The taste experienced when taking a hit from a clean vaporizer with a freshly packed bowl of marijuana.
John: Hey Mike, hit this vape I just loaded it
Mike: Mmm, that taste so good, completely different than smoking
John: Yea, that is the sweet taste of Orange Christmas
Mike: Amen!
by drkingsforest May 13, 2012
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Orange Whale Owner

The one person on Earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a "cool story bro" story. Also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed "cool stories," that his potential is flustered and dormant.
Orange Whale Owner: "I love wikipedia because I love telling cool stories bro. I love telling cool stories because I love wikipedia. Greatest revelation of my life."

Friend: "Cool story bro"
by ICECHART September 8, 2012
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orange peeling

To peel an orange in the shape of a cock and hide it in an un-suspecting victims wallet
CJ got the orange peeling of a life time
by sausage-monster October 1, 2013
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orange trees

A saying your boyfriend uses when he wants to say something romantic but can't think of anything. It ends up being adorable anyway, and you end up kissing after. Usually used when outside in Autumn in New England, since the leaves there change color in the fall.
Boyfriend: Those orange trees are so beautiful.
by allyd637 October 23, 2014
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Orange Juice day

a chain of annoying moments when everything act weird, starting with the beginning of a person's day.
im having an orange juice day
by Kermitts November 26, 2014
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orange-mood

In a bright and good mood, in high spirits or feeling great
1.I cant help being in an orange-mood
2. Abbie's text sure sent me in an orange-mood
by Serwaa DaGreat July 16, 2014
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