grizzle-bums

A child that is unsettled, generally unhappy, hard to comfort, but not seriously ill or crying loudly

My little girl is sick so I will go home to provide fresh troops for the fight against grizzle-bums

by asdfTTDDD August 28, 2016

Bum wrangler

A bum wrangler is a particularly aggressive homosexual male who rounds up unsuspecting gay men, often in numbers up to 8 or even 10 to use them as living jewellery by inserting his index finger in to the back passage. Just to show off to his other wrangler friends. He often keeps them captive for up to two weeks.

Have you seen Billy lately? He has become a bum wrangler, and his fingers stink.

by Polish bike rider September 13, 2016

Bum Rocker

A smelly kid in everyone's Middle, Junior High, or High School who was always had greasy hair, smelled from about a block away and was always seen wearing a Metallica, Ozzy, Def Leppard, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Whitesnake, Poison, Deep Purple or other T-Shirt of the like. Typically wearing it for one week straight at the least.

Fox: You remember Matt Sanders, right?

Aaron: Who that Bum Rocker?

Myles: Yeah, the waste of time?

Fox: Yeah, well he's a total Otaku now.

Myles: Ugh! Don't remind me!

by Emevas October 15, 2008

crypto bum

A crypto bum is someone that does not buy any cryptocurrency but rather goes around social media sites (reddit, facebook, etc) looking for airdrops of cryptocurrencies to sell on the market to make ends meet.

Person A: Dude I just got $30 worth of shitcoin from a reddit post! I swapped it into an altcoin and sold it on an exchange, bring out the red panties tonight!

Person B: Stop being a crypto bum and get a real job.

by eternalriw November 19, 2021

coffee bum

A coffee bum is someone who mooches coffee from a co-worker or the office coffee fund but never gives any money to the fund or re-pays the person with the coffee. They are even known to leave a cup of coffee in the coffee pot , without making a new pot of coffee. Their best move is making change with the coffee fund money, then leaving the less than pot of coffee on the burner, until it turns to Carbon-12 on burndown mode and the fire alarm goes off.

Dick :

Hey Harry do you have any coffee ?

Harry:

Yeah man

Tom:

That f** ing dick never brings any coffee.

He is a f#$#ing coffee bum

Sally:

WTF is that smell!?!? ?

Harry:

It’s the coffee pot again! Some coffee bum didn't finish the pot.

Once again the Dick walks away. But he did make change.

by The Dude of the Stupid April 9, 2019

Peepee bum

A word some parents teach their kids to refer to male genitalia so that they don't go around using the real word

"Mommy, why do boys have peepee bums and girls don't?"

by SingleMomHelen April 10, 2023

Clappy Bum

When a person farts and is sounds like someone is clapping in a fast manner

"pfffffffft"
sam: "that sounded like you we giving an applause"
leigh " I have clappy bum"

by Harleykat August 10, 2016