Your Mom

Usually an insult, when people try to be cool or just don't feel like answering a queston.

Random person: Hey, what are we doing today in English?
Me: Your mom.

Someone: Omg, that bug was HUGE!
ME: Your MOM'S huge..hahahaa.

or even

Someone: I had McDonald's last night, what'd you have?
Me: Your mom.

by Hayleeee November 29, 2007

MIA mom

An MIA mom is "missing in action." She is totally unavailable for her kid or teachers. MIA moms are not there on the first day of school, back to school night, open house, and can't be reached for conferences.

Marissa's mother is an MIA mom. We've called home three times and the Vice Principal even went to her apartment to try to find her. Actually, we don't know if Marissa even has a mom. Related to helicopter mom, SCUD parent.

by MathTeacherGuy May 11, 2008

Your mom

Common comeback used by people who know they have been beaten and are looking for a quick out on the conversation.

Man 1- Your gay and nobody likes you

Man 2- Yeah wel...YOUR MOM!

by Me Me Me 1234 January 13, 2009

good mom

A woman that brings children into this world and tries her hardest to keep them happy no matter what she is going threw or how she feels. Even if she fails she keeps trying

She is a good mom because her kids still believe in her.

by Ralonda April 19, 2018

Boomer Mom

1.A woman resembling a "Boomer" from Valve's Left 4 Dead series.

2.A mother who accompanies her daughter everywhere.

Person 1: What happened man?

Person 2: FUCKIN BOOMER MOMS!!!!

1: Did she vomit on you again?

2: Yep...

1: Get ready to fight the horde

by patman2492 May 15, 2011

House mom

A woman, sometimes older than the rest, who runs girls for a gang.

The house mom got the girls in line in order to make the gang money.

by Florida Dave June 30, 2019

penis mom

when your friends mom wants your penis really bad. Usually happens when you are very polite. It makes moms go crazy for your penis.

yo doode, u got a penis mom man, watch out bro

fuck

by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 20, 2015