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brown eggs and ham

when a man bends over spreads his ass cheeks lets a little turd out of his anus so your butt looks like an egg and his man peices are the ham - this is a waiting game from the movie waiting -worth ten kicks in the ass
bob showed jon the brown eggs and ham ,and jon threw up and got kicked in the ass
by one ball May 24, 2009
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Egg Mcmuffin

A term used to describe a girl during that special time of the month, when the partner performs oral ingesting the egg that is ejected through her natural process.
Dude... I ate that girls Egg Mcmuffin last night, it sucked!
by Alex P. TheKiller March 22, 2009
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Creme Egg Technique

When you shove a Creme Egg up your significant others behind and then proceed to eat it afterwards.
Finley did the Creme Egg Technique on his boyfriend even though he doesn’t even like Creme Eggs.
by Ghandi’s Mam January 24, 2019
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Portuguese Crow Egg

It's when you shove a Portuguese Crow egg into a girls butthole without breaking it. She then crushes it with her anus and pushes the yok out while you slurp it up with a straw. Originating in the southern farming area of Portugal in the early 19th century.
I couldn't figure out where all my crow eggs were going. Then I caught Amelia with the towns clergymen and a dozen eggs practicing the Portuguese Crow Egg. I filed for divorce yesterday.
by Big Dong Boys August 28, 2016
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Shum Egg Bald

a nickname for Stanley Shum, who has another nickname, Shum Egg.
this word makes people understand his body and his hair(none)
Today is Shum egg bald's lesson!
Shum egg bald always tell us to "shut your mouth"
by KonS_3quences October 9, 2023
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Poo bum egg

When someone says something really mean, so you respond with a mad comeback
Nibba 1: you stink like a plum
Nibba 2: poo bum egg
Nibba 1: *cries is Mandarin Chinese*
by Eggsforbreakfastlol December 5, 2019
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Egg Boiling Fart

A fart that reeks so bad it boils an egg in an instant.
What is that smell??
I think Jeff is letting out those egg boiling farts again. 🤮
by Ducktholomew October 13, 2022
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