Meat Creek

Anal sex when your partner (reciever) of said anal sex has swamp ass.

Hey man, yeah last night, was going great with her. Until things got hot and heavy, by the end of the night I was swimming in meat creek.

by Stonedirt September 15, 2016

Meat lips

A derogative term for long and/or thick labia.
American society considers this a negative trait due to unrealistic depictions of labia in porn, in which porn stars receive labiaplasty (as well as extensive hair removal) to remove the labia or reduce its side.
In reality, this is a natural and normal trait that should not be made fun of.

Often soft, juicy, and preferred by individuals (particularly in foreign cultures).

"My girlfriend's meat lips are so luscious, I could never go back to regular lips."
"Her meat lips look like flower petals"
"Her meat lips are extra sweet"

by anonymous.person7654321 October 18, 2016

Meat Vision

when you're checking out a dudes package to see what he's carrying. mostly done when a guy is wearing sweatpants or basketball shorts.

Alyssa turn your meat vision on and look at Marc

by Claire Oneil May 11, 2016

Meat Tent

Another meaning for a women's vagina.

When she says she has only slept with a few guys, but her meat tent tells another story.

by Capt Meat Tent July 11, 2016

double meat

A man who has the pleasure of two knobbers.

Like milking a cow

by 2 knobs mcraw October 21, 2003

Meat Slurpee

Believed to have been created as early as 1967, a Meat Slurpee is a flavored cock treat, usually chilled and enjoyed by the female gender via the mouth, vagina, anus, or vaganus depending on the make and model of the female. Meat Slurpee's come in many different flavors, no pun intended, such as Banana Cream Pie, SnoBawls, Fanta Falice, Yello Fello, Dr Peeper, Pinga Colada, and Minute Maid Semenade. Said named drink was named after the sound females make while enjoying the age honored slush meat drink.

According to online encyclopedias of sorts, Meat Slurpee flavors are certified kosher "parve" as well as halal. The exception to this would be the Pinga Colada if it were to contain alcockholic contents.

The idea for Meat Slurpees came when a man was receiving oral from a Mexican girl who had spicy Jalepenos in her mouth, forcing him to put sodas from his freezer into her mouth in order to stay cool, which caused them to become slushy on his shaft. He told his hippy friends about it and many people loved them, which gave him the idea to make a machine to help make a "slushy". Early prototypes for the Meat Slurpee machine made use of an automobile air conditioning unit. This of course was bad for the environment so he went back to the basics; Shaved Ice, your favorite flavors, and a female with Chin Nuts.

Polo: Dam T-Lo, your wife says your sister makes the best Meat Slurpee's this side of the border!

T-Lo: YEEEAH! I love the Banana Cream Pie flavor?

Polo: ???? You're not supposed to be the one drinking the Meat Slurpee, thats a chick drink dawg!

T-Lo: YEEEAH! oh wait for real dawg?

by Rusty Loads Sr February 4, 2010

meat tits

The fattest, most awesome tits that you've ever seen in your life.

I want to find me a nice pair of meat tits.
Hey Bill, check out the meat tits on that one.

by mesjm2 April 9, 2011