muffin top

when a woman is wearing a short top and tight jeans, a roll of fat can be seen that looks like the top of a muffin.
only very fit women, without any fat, can wear these tops without looking ugly.

'i was in town yeaterday and i saw a bunch of tarts wearing muffin tops. it was fucking gross.'

by josh - urban definer November 22, 2007

Burnt Muffin

When an kid fingers he/she's ass hole and bakes the unwanted waste or or crap found in it.

Stew likes burnt muffins because he always feels like a champion.

by Dylan from Parks May 2, 2010

Chunk-muffin

A person displaying unsightly stomach fat. Usually seen when a larger person is reaching for the last Donut on the top shelf

Did you see the size of that Chunk-muffin?

Boy, that Chunk-muffin sure has large calves.

by 2cheesy December 26, 2009

Cunt muffin

Fat pussy

Damn look at her cunt muffin showing.

by Tony macaroni April 24, 2019

muffin break

The roll of fat which hangs over the waistline of a girl's pants/skirt which isn't covered by the top she is wearing (like the way a muffin hangs over the paper base).

"That girl shouldn't be wearing that crop top and those low riders..."

by Watch out for Scary Fat Chicks... May 16, 2005

nut muffin

When you send a muffin to your crush full of a mans special juice but then the crush eats it and it turns out it was your dad. So you go to complain to your hamster about your wife who is secretly you mom and your whole life is lie.

Man I could REALLY go for a nut muffin right now. MMMMMMMMMMM

by Yaboibigboidaddycev November 14, 2018

Scragel Muffin

Super Ugly "Scrage" that is fat and shaped like a Muffin this is one of the highest forms on insults. Its between Scrage and Mole (the Highest Insult) in the ladder of insults.

Ashley: Hii Annabelle
Annabelle: DONT F**CKING TALK TO ME YUU DIRTY SCRAGEL MUFFIN!!!

by Blondie Rowbotham January 20, 2009