thunder monkey

Describing a girl's vagina that is very desirable because she is known to be good in bed and pleases men well.

Damn I wanna get with Lisa! I heard she's got some thunder monkey!

by Pink Torpedo February 3, 2010

Donkey Monkey

when you are in the middle of intercourse in the doggy style position, you proceed to slowly insert a banana into your partners ass. when your partner turns around in shock, you imitate a loud monkey sound, and then quickly donkey punch your partner leaving a noticeable bruise.

you wont believe this fool had the nerves to give me a donkey monkey

by fAsAmI June 16, 2010

Monkey Breath

n.
A satirical news blog based in Chicago, Illinois

v.
1. To satirize in a hilarious fashion
2. To mock

Hey, Did you read Monkey Breath today?

Dude, you just got Monkey Breathed!

by Drake78 March 26, 2008

northern monkey

derogatory nickname for a person of northern extraction, usually coined by a SAVNA or a SOUTHERN SOFTY who can't live up to the fact that the north has a better standard of person.

I've been thrashed at pool by that NORTHERN MONKEY

by 8balltiger September 18, 2003

Porch Monkey

Porch Monkey, noun

A black guy or nigger that lives in texas that sits on a chair outside or fence and complaining about the rednecks all day and usually sounding like a midget.

*porch monkey stares at redneck walking by*

Redneck walking by: errr why is this nigger staring at us

Porch monkey: hell I hate u rednecks and how u guys look ehh with your pickup trucks and playing wit guns and racist and shit *mumbles*

redneck walking by: ok...

by lolaturfacel33t November 2, 2009

sketch monkey

a homo sapien who appears to be quite sketch, regardless of age, race, or gender...

DUDE, that guy was a real SKETCH MONKEY... It' hard to believe they let him be a cop.

by Marc lastretch and magical mystery crew September 30, 2006

Ghetto Monkeys

Monkeys from the ghetto

we need to build a strong fortress agaisnt the ghetto monkeys frankly

by [-Max-] November 24, 2007