The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.
Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.
by Munt Master April 07, 2025
by MintyyyBrah March 27, 2022
When you're baked as and you're in the car but you're so baked it feels like you're on a magic carpet.
by MRS FEAST May 22, 2018
n. This word comes to us from an automotive technician who describes a booty so fine, that man would do anything and put up with anything to have it. From what I understand, it is a man's equivalent to what women call infatuation.
She messed me up bad, man. I spent a mint, ditched my best friend, and dissed my momma for that magic booty.
by LadyVelocious June 08, 2014
Magic booty means when a person who shits but got no need to wipe because there’s no poop marks on the anus
by Sssjsjjssjuwjajs August 22, 2022
Magic Misting is the act of shaking out unused precum on your sexual partners face. The term can also be used in reference to cum in general, and sometimes maybe even piss. It has to be the face, though, always the face, and it has to be some sort of penal fluid in general. Females need not apply.
by magicmisterrr January 03, 2012
The art and science of fixing things through brute force, random prodding, or just dumb luck. Also applies to freeing stuck objects, moving heavy things, or anything else that requires more physical prowess than mental.
Me: *fixes rattling bathroom fan via unscrewing the cover, poking a few things with a finger, then screwing the cover back on*
Wife: How did you do that??
Me: Man magic.
Wife: How did you do that??
Me: Man magic.
by kwaping May 02, 2016