You know that guy... The one who killed a Hamster with a microwave (at least 20 times) who has to many knives? Thats me, A Luke WE ARE ALL INSANE!
-Shlukey
-Shlukey
by Shlukey November 17, 2018

Luke Seaman, also known as "Little Luke", is often way in over his head. He likes to play Fortnite and CSGO to hopefully start a professional gaming career on Twitch. He is often quick to anger, such as when Shane van Alstyne takes drinks from the refrigerator in his room or when Colin Dijan presses ALT+F4 on his 5th keyboard bought in 1 week. Other then that, Luke Seamans' are known to be dormant creatures with wide sex appeal. They are often rowdy with other men like Shane van Alstyne, but they tend to cool down after the 2nd or 3rd minute, unlike the person mentioned.
Person1 - OMG did you see Luke Seaman yesterday?
Person2 - Yes actually! He was roughhousing with the other boys at Hannaford the other day while his mother was buying him some Arizona Ice Tea for his 14 hour Fortnite grind.
Person1 - Wow I'm going to go watch him on Twitch right now!
Person2 - Yes actually! He was roughhousing with the other boys at Hannaford the other day while his mother was buying him some Arizona Ice Tea for his 14 hour Fortnite grind.
Person1 - Wow I'm going to go watch him on Twitch right now!
by MiniMike2020 February 21, 2020

by Evan Cerc November 25, 2021

69th President of the United States
Established Slavery
Bombed Asia, and allowed segregation between whites and blacks throughout the world successfully for 567 years
Died 2092, from running out of sauce clot.
Established Slavery
Bombed Asia, and allowed segregation between whites and blacks throughout the world successfully for 567 years
Died 2092, from running out of sauce clot.
by Unidentified Culture Member September 27, 2021

A term used to define people who just scratch the surface of being called "fine"
- normally referring to what most would call a 5/6 out of 10
- these individuals are ever so slightly above average
- normally referring to what most would call a 5/6 out of 10
- these individuals are ever so slightly above average
Friend 1: yo what do you think of this girl I'm going out with?
Friend 2: she's pretty (in his head: damn she luke fine)
Friend 2: she's pretty (in his head: damn she luke fine)
by anonymous February 6, 2023

oh god damn it, Luke is here....
by Trez69 May 24, 2025
