July 9th

day to give ur bestie a girl job
also another word for girl job

girl 1: hey girl u want a july 9th tonight
girl 2: wtf
girls 1: its a girl job
girl 2: yes pls

by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022

July 10th

National youngest child chooses what is for dinner day

When your youngest child needs to choose what they want for dinner on July 10th

by anonymous July 10, 2024

Fourth of July this shit

When someone is saying they will light a place up with their gun.

“If you don’t get the fuck off my property I will Fourth of July this shit right now”

by GiggaNigga99 November 26, 2022

July 11

July 11 is the worst day ever. This day is always gloomy and rainy. It’s when the worst of the worst are born. If you are born on July 11, you probably enjoy torturing people, have a bad personality, and like anchovies on pizza. If you know someone born on July 11 cut them out of your life, before they ruin it.

Boy: Ew, look at that girl.
Boy 2: Yeah she was born on July 11.

by Jordablizz November 27, 2023

July 27th

National gf has to send you a hot booty pic day

Dam bro aren’t you hype for July 27th

by lax.bthul July 26, 2022

July 30th

July 30th is the new national celebration of Auri Bori from Glitch Productions

"Hey did you know today it's July 30th?"

"Yea it's Auri Bori day!"

by OctoFlower July 29, 2021

JULY 1st

NATIONAL SET UP THE CAMERA FOR YOUR MAN DAY ON FT

Its july 1st set up your phone

by JYNX5k July 1, 2024