June 6th

June 6th is when the most insufferable annoying stupid bitches were born.

Person 1: Hey, when were you born?
Person 2: June 6th
Person 1: Fuck off toxic cunt

by Fat mama bird February 6, 2023

june 12th

national tease day!! Tease your s/o by sending pictures, maybe if it gets there you stop teasing :)

i wish i could just skip to june 12th so we could have a fun time.

by bing bong900 July 11, 2021

June 4

National send your Bf a pic of your tits/ass day

Bob: happy June 4th
Tom: thanks! My girlfriend sent me a pic of her tits

by JesusChrist42069 June 3, 2024

june 24

national jesus stuck a pen up his ass day! go buy your friends and their grandmas gifts for nation jesus stuck a pen up his ass day.

“hey grandma it’s june 24 did you get me anything for nation jesus stuck a pen up his ass day?”

“of course i did!”

by shmadto177 June 24, 2023

June 17

The day the smartest, amazingest, hottest, coolest, awesomest, kindest, bestest, nicest person ever is born. It is said that their name shall be Amol, and they will be the chosen one, destined to receive powers from a higher power lurking in the universe, on their 14th birthday.

"Amol is so smart, amazing, hot, cool, awesome, kind, and nice because he was born on June 17th!!!!!!!!"

by totallynotamolkattaria June 10, 2022

June

This is the month for all the LGBTQ+ to come out and enjoy their lives. It is frowned upon by homophobes, but these LQBTQ+ don't care, they love having a month to be free.

Toby : Huh, why is everyone smiling and covered in rainbows?

Alice : It's june you idiot! We're at the pride festival!

Toby : Oh yeah! I love this month

by Justapansexualthing August 7, 2021

June

A month in which supreme people are born. They are everything you're insecure about. The only flaw they have is their weird introverted people.

June is the month in which Queens are born!!!

by Wriana February 5, 2021