Irish

When your aunt's eighth cousin's neighbor's son's friend's grandfather's nephew's distant relative's brother-in-law's uncle once went to Ireland.

"My aunt's eighth cousin's neighbor's son's friend's grandfather's nephew's distant relative's brother-in-law's uncle once went to Ireland, so technically I'm half-Irish." - Every American ever

by Nobody cares about you June 4, 2021

Irish Cunt

What the cunt Jake Paul called Connor McGregor

Jake paul: What the fuck is up you irish cunt

by Detesogolemkur June 5, 2021

Irish Bevin

When you stick a roofee in your ass followed by a bottle of Proper Twelve whiskey while doing a keg-stand.

Only 2 people have ever successfully executed the Irish Bevin.

by Big Bugger June 22, 2021

irish oliver

he straps a potato to his forehead for cultural day and always says 'irish buddies' with anyone who is remotely irish

"Man, that dude is literally an irish oliver =-="

by wow i exist June 26, 2021

Irish Sundae

The act of farting out cum on a glass table top while you lay underneath and see your own deposit close up

Chelsea carefully squatted on the glass table and let out a big Irish Sundae for me to behold - a little bit of poo followed by a moan of contentment

by Chee Z Puff August 7, 2022

Irish Head Job

When you slap your dick against a person's forehead and get off due to the friction

This girl offered me a blow job but I turned it down and asked for an Irish Head Job insted because she had a big forehead

by Hobo_JoJo August 8, 2022

The Irish Club

Arguably the best pub in Mount Isa Queensland, this classic pub is home to the quietest people with the shortest fuses, a pub with the most pokies in town, 2 massive decks, free pool tables, a big screen for the footy, the cheapest grog and a club area that opens Saturday nights hosted by Project 4825 where all the moles shake their holes and end up pregnant by 1am

We going to The Irish Club tonight or what?

Fuck yeah cuz

by I'm anybody's man August 22, 2022