When you've known the person you like for so long that they don't see you as a friend or BFF,they see you as a relative,generally a sibling or a cousin.The ultimate version of the friend zone.
If you met this person during/after (both of) your puberty(ies) and you've gotten to this point without making a move on them,you're a loser and should GKY,if however you entered this stage pre-puberty,you're now aware that the Universe hates you so much that it decided to cockblock/pussyblock you.
Whatsoever,you might still have a chance,bring up a conversation about differents controversial themes,if he/she says incest is ok,go for it.
If you met this person during/after (both of) your puberty(ies) and you've gotten to this point without making a move on them,you're a loser and should GKY,if however you entered this stage pre-puberty,you're now aware that the Universe hates you so much that it decided to cockblock/pussyblock you.
Whatsoever,you might still have a chance,bring up a conversation about differents controversial themes,if he/she says incest is ok,go for it.
Me:Ever told you about Female name ?
Friend:The girl you've known since you were like 4?
Me:Yeah,we've always seen eachother as cousins,but now that we're both 13 I've realized that she's really funny and kind,she even likes videogames,she always gets mad when she loses but that makes her even cuter,God I really want to bang her.
Friend:That's like bringing the friendzone to a whole new level,you got relative zone 'd man,biggest cockblock in the history of humanity.
True Story,tho,I ended banging the living shit out of her and now she's my gf,so all of you relativezoned people still have a chance,JUST DO IT.
Friend:The girl you've known since you were like 4?
Me:Yeah,we've always seen eachother as cousins,but now that we're both 13 I've realized that she's really funny and kind,she even likes videogames,she always gets mad when she loses but that makes her even cuter,God I really want to bang her.
Friend:That's like bringing the friendzone to a whole new level,you got relative zone 'd man,biggest cockblock in the history of humanity.
True Story,tho,I ended banging the living shit out of her and now she's my gf,so all of you relativezoned people still have a chance,JUST DO IT.
by CptArgentina March 28, 2016
Get the Relative Zonemug. I am going to build a house in the Goldilocks zone in Jamaica it is a very nice area with beautiful homes.
by Tyflocorp March 11, 2019
Get the Goldilocks zonemug. When you have gotten so high that you start to see sounds and thoughts as animated things in your field of vision. Often this is met with very strong nausea and sensitivity for loud sounds. Drinking water and keeping your thoughts as collected as possibe are important. Will go away after some time.
Went into the video game zone last night. I mixed some liquor and weed and was laying in the bathroom for hours
by MÄMMi February 4, 2023
Get the Video Game Zonemug. Do you remember when you where in class and then class was over in seconds? Yea you zoned out or in other words you where sleeping in class. we have all done it and it's great but the test is super hard when you do it so... But it's your decision.
You zoned out in class. i zoned out in class. we zoned out in class.
zoning out in class is sleeping in class.
zoning out in class is sleeping in class.
by Edevel February 1, 2023
Get the zoning outmug. When a girl friend zoned a guys it actually means that she thinks he’s hot and she wants to f**k him so bad
by TrueTrudy June 1, 2020
Get the Friend zonedmug. Austin T
by Your class mate June 6, 2018
Get the Friend Zonemug. A contemporary phenomenon that occurs when Dating App conversation is saturated with career talk, becoming difficult to secure a date.
There are similar parallels to the ‘friend-zone’. Any attempt to escalate the match to a date is blocked by the girl saying “I feel that you are more like a colleague”.
There are similar parallels to the ‘friend-zone’. Any attempt to escalate the match to a date is blocked by the girl saying “I feel that you are more like a colleague”.
Hey bro, did you see that hot girl Ranz I been speaking to on Bumble? We have heaps in common with work.
Sounds like Ranz has already colleague-zoned yo ass.
Sounds like Ranz has already colleague-zoned yo ass.
by C U Nxt Tuesday September 20, 2022
Get the Colleague-zonedmug.