French lavender farm

Code word for Brothel in French alps where titty fucking is most common.

I’m going to work at a French lavender farm don’t tell my parents

by Frenchy789 October 7, 2020

french third base

A term used for doing anal sex with your partner

"Did you shag her last night"
"Yeah, we went to French third base"

by myasssparkles April 5, 2017

ride the french subway

Anal Sex

Christina Aguilera is Dirrrrty. I bet she loves to ride the French Subway!

by Bensky August 18, 2016

german french kiss

When you and your bros spread your asscheeks together and let your buttholes kiss

Hey bro your butthole looks a little dry, want a German French kiss

by Walrusmilk November 6, 2021

secret french uncle

secret french uncle in your attic, that's the way you know how to fluently speak french at age 10.

you have a secret french uncle in yur attic

by ekkekekekekekke69420 September 30, 2021

french train schedule

A French train schedule is often marked delayed, or in French, retard. Someone who is a French train schedule, then, is a retard.

"The new guy is such a French train schedule. How'd he get in?"
"Nepotism."

by Instr August 18, 2017

French Toast Season

Times of emergency when the first things to fly off the shelves in the grocery store are bread, milk, and eggs

Is it any time between May and October in Oklahoma? You hear sirens?Looks like French Toast Season at Walmart!

by Big Baze September 12, 2018