2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
by stankorb March 16, 2021

by raj789 November 15, 2018

A chocolate fight is when you fuck a girl in the ass and then pull out so she can shit on your hand and then slap her in the face with her shit.
by Drizzy drizzle drew July 28, 2016

by Snifferwiffer April 6, 2021

-Brooooo, 2 guys got in a Student Fight and one spat a tooth!-
-Really!-
-Yeah, dude, I have the teeth right here!-
-Really!-
-Yeah, dude, I have the teeth right here!-
by Peta Hater 06 May 13, 2019

A cat fight is when two ginger cats stand up next to each other lock arms and do the Irish jig while jerking forwards and hissing to their new born kitties.
by Saddadonafan December 27, 2021

by Mablasts March 25, 2024
