An idiot who thinks that everyone else doesn't already know that it's pouring outside. We all have at least seven of these self-proclaimed storm chasers in our Friends List.
Facebook meteorologist: OMFG SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE txt me lol(:
Commenter: Way to go, Captain Obvious. I had no fucking clue.
Commenter: Way to go, Captain Obvious. I had no fucking clue.
by Xile-Lord August 17, 2011

The only place where you can buy a luxurious mansion with 6 bedrooms for only $44.
Or they can take the opposite approach and charge $22,000 for a Twinkie.
Or they can take the opposite approach and charge $22,000 for a Twinkie.
by Deadboydoor517 April 22, 2023

The fear and regret felt when you wake up to numerous notifications on the morning after a night of drunk facebooking.
I woke up to 56 facebook notifications and I don't remember posting anything...major facebook remorse.
by bethm March 1, 2012

When you're scrolling down your news feed to see what's happened since you last checked and hit photos / statuses that you've already seen. This is followed by a sense of remorse and pity for your perceived lack of social life, tinged by anger at your friends for not posting more new stuff to keep you entertained.
Tristan logged on, saw his notifications, and got excited at the thought of all the new things that must have happened since his last logon. He only got 20 seconds of scrolling in before he hit the deja vu photos and logged off in sadness. This is known as Facebook reburn.
by Suite 2B41 January 25, 2013

Example of a Facebook Fantard:
Q: "Ooh, Kelly Slater, what kind of board do you prefer when you surf just for fun at Teahupoo and the waves are, like, 10'?
A:
Q: "Ooh, Kelly Slater, what kind of board do you prefer when you surf just for fun at Teahupoo and the waves are, like, 10'?
A:
by surf fantard December 10, 2012

Someone that shows up on Facebook for a short time, and then mysteriously removes their account, only to show up again and repeat the cycle several months later.
Guy: Did you see that Sandy is on Facebook again?
Girl: Yeah, that's the third time this year she has been on there for a week or two. She's a real Facebook Transient.
Girl: Yeah, that's the third time this year she has been on there for a week or two. She's a real Facebook Transient.
by 15951 February 11, 2012

by FelFal June 9, 2011
