catching dodo eggs

the act of forming a basket with your hands to catch the eggs of extremely extinct birds.

McReasonable: today we are going to learn catching dodo eggs
Club: question mark

by friendofsparkles August 14, 2010

Egg Mcmuffin

A term used to describe a girl during that special time of the month, when the partner performs oral ingesting the egg that is ejected through her natural process.

Dude... I ate that girls Egg Mcmuffin last night, it sucked!

by Alex P. TheKiller March 22, 2009

Portuguese Crow Egg

It's when you shove a Portuguese Crow egg into a girls butthole without breaking it. She then crushes it with her anus and pushes the yok out while you slurp it up with a straw. Originating in the southern farming area of Portugal in the early 19th century.

I couldn't figure out where all my crow eggs were going. Then I caught Amelia with the towns clergymen and a dozen eggs practicing the Portuguese Crow Egg. I filed for divorce yesterday.

by Big Dong Boys August 28, 2016

beat your eggs

a clean/new way to say beat your a$$. Usually used in the AM.

I swear Todd I'm gonna beat your eggs.

by Armadill0 May 5, 2018

I've got an egg on

A way of ending a phone call without causing offence.

But actually code for "I'm going now because you are boring the shit out of me".

Bob: "...and then on 14 I made a great par-save from the heavy rough..."

Rob: "OK, anyway listen mate I must go - I've got an egg on..."

by seve88 June 11, 2011

vagina egg magic

The white stuff that guys squirt out their wee wee to make babies

Please don't use your vagina egg magic to make me pregnant again, Mr. Radke.

by I like butts June 25, 2014

Dirty kinder egg

When a girl smacks the absolute shit out of your face whilst your friends watch from the other end of the table

Teo: I got a dirty kinder egg the other day from keira
Tyler: Yeah I saw you weak midget

by IcantGetItOnInBed April 21, 2022