1. Expression used by an individual in regard to another individual (at a distance), when said second individual looks as though they cannot contain their anger in regard to something someone in their vicinity has done to them.
2. Expression used by an individual when said individual cannot contain their anger in regard to something someone has done to them, when speaking to the offender.
2. Expression used by an individual when said individual cannot contain their anger in regard to something someone has done to them, when speaking to the offender.
EXAMPLE ONE
1st "Dude, what the hell did you do to her?"
2nd "Why? What's wrong?"
1st "She looks like she's going to eat your face, man."
EXAMPLE TWO
"Dude, why in God's name did you hook up with my girlfriend?! I'm so pissed off I could eat your face right now."
Recently heard on "Scrubs"
1st "Dude, what the hell did you do to her?"
2nd "Why? What's wrong?"
1st "She looks like she's going to eat your face, man."
EXAMPLE TWO
"Dude, why in God's name did you hook up with my girlfriend?! I'm so pissed off I could eat your face right now."
Recently heard on "Scrubs"
by J.L. Griffith January 30, 2009
Get the eat your facemug. 
An expression offered by a friend when he knows that he has spent the night with a girl of below average looks/intelligence or above average weight.
It is often due to the fact that they are in the middle of a dry spell and merely need something to tide them over until something more appetising comes along.
It is often due to the fact that they are in the middle of a dry spell and merely need something to tide them over until something more appetising comes along.
Chris-"Please tell me you didn't get your nuts in with that fatty from the club last night"
Bowler-"Well, yes I did, I'm going through bit of a dry spell at the moment you see, and after all, A man's gotta eat"
Bowler-"Well, yes I did, I'm going through bit of a dry spell at the moment you see, and after all, A man's gotta eat"
by Chris VG July 1, 2007
Get the A man's gotta eatmug. A really hot scene chick that lives in New York. Shes really nice. She aint like bitchy like those other scene kids that dont talk to you. She actually talks to you, and doesnt actually talk about herself. Dont be rude to her, she WILL curse you out, roflmao!
by sincerely, sebastian. January 15, 2008
Get the erin eats emosmug. 
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by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 4, 2020
Get the EAT MY DUMPmug. by Kappa San November 1, 2009
Get the Tried To Eat The Jointmug.