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Dating

The act of inserting many dates into the rectum.
I'm not eating those, Josh was dating last night.
by AlsoSteve November 3, 2020
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Romantic dates

If your born on may 1st means your in luck because being born from may 1st-June 5th is when you find your lucky mate. If your mate was born in that time and so were you, it’s a match made in heaven
My bae and I were born in in the romantic dates
by Lovely hoe January 5, 2020
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Squish date

a platonic Date that one goes on with their squish.
P1; dude me and Liz went on a Squish Date the other night.
P2; I didn't know you Two were dating
P1; no dude, a squish is someone who you love closely but in a platonic way

P2; oh you mean she's just your best friend?
P1; yep and we go on Squish dates because it's perfectly normal to have female best friends

P2; the more you know!
by Alistair Halloween February 20, 2021
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radiometric dating

The scientific process of measuring the decay of elemental isotopes such as Carbon-14 to determine the age of organic or non-organic matter.
Person 1: Cool fossil! How old is it?
Person 2: I'm not sure. But we can find out from radiometric dating!
by HughMann45 April 5, 2023
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Burger King Date

The sentence "taking you out to a burger king" is just a coded way of saying it will either be an attempted kidnapping. Or worse
"Let me take you out on to a burger king date"
"Ew no are you serious?"
by grötmongo April 24, 2020
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date this Friday

Going out for dinner and stay awake the whole night
by Gbri.rz March 28, 2024
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Dire Dire Dated

"Can you believe Principle Skinner called in an all men's lunch force? No more lunch ladies, just JOHNS"
"No cap, that's Dire Dire Dated! Check out Rick and Morty, The Anime!"
by DavidCScotts March 19, 2025
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