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Easy cleanup

When a man is participarting in anal armageddon (Butt sex) and doesnt feel like getting shitty cum all over his new silk sheets he pulls out just before he cums and shoves a handfull of kitty litter in the gaping ass hole and procedes with the ass cumming. When the cum is shit out afterwards it is all clumped together and quite easy to clean up.
"Man I preformed the Easy cleanup after that raging butt sex last night"

"Martha Stewart knows how to apply an Easy cleanup"

Always use an Easy cleanup when dealing with dirty penny hookers.
by d0ct0rdick May 12, 2010
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Bitch clean my fish

The appropriate retort when you get fed up with back-talk, complaining, or bitching from your woman.
Woman: "Can you NOT go watch football for just one Sunday?'

You: "Bitch clean my fish!"
by bitchcleanmyfish.com June 11, 2011
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Steam cleaner

When you put your bare ass into someone's shower and drop a stink fart, then hold the shower curtain or door tightly shut, trapping him/her with the odor.
Last night, my husband trapped me in a dutch oven, so this morning I paid him back by giving him a steam cleaner in the shower!
by JankyWife05 November 26, 2016
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Carpet Cleaner

A male who eats out a female following another man ejaculating into a female.
Person 1: That dude's so beta, he ate out his girl after someone else did all the work!
Person 2: Hey man, no shame in being a carpet cleaner.
by Redd73 June 15, 2019
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VIII Days Clean

America's recovery rock group.

Cutting edge, state of the art, hard rocking, completey clean and sober bunch of musician's who found a way to live their dream without partaking in the nightmare of drugs and alcohol.

A one of a kind union.

the 8
VIII Days Clean is Ron, Jeff, Sean, and Tony and they are just four guys who share some common thread, they are all very talented musicians who are totally in sync with each other and they are all recovering fron active addiction. All of thier music tells the stories of who they were and where they have been.
by crazy 8 fan February 15, 2010
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gucci clean

when something ugly is cool and will make you tie a noose
wow those shoes are gucci clean
by hip boner am i right February 23, 2017
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