Funny Cancer

Funny Cancer is a large group of diseases that can start in almost any organ or tissue of the body when abnormal cells grow uncontrollably, go beyond their usual boundaries to invade adjoining parts of the body and/or spread to other organs - but funny

My aunt died of Funny Cancer - A really funny person

by Yezi Ou May 23, 2024

ass cancer

what killed Farrah Fawcett

Dutch: what killed Farrah Fawcett?

Ivan: ass cancer

by IrishTwink June 14, 2024

Throat cancer

The insinuation being that God ACTIVELY murders dissidents... With cancer.

Hym "That's the insinuation of the throat cancer thing by the way."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

hood cancer

Slang for AIDS/HIV

I’m gonna die anyways, my boyfriend gave me hood cancer.

by anonymous March 14, 2025

Anti-Cankersnitchle

A not so goofy, no so endearing nickname for someone. Can be used hatefully (“my little cankersnitchle”) or bullying, like calling someone a gremlin.
“It’s not ok, my little cankersnitchle.”

“Don’t be such a cankersnitchle, give me your fries.”

“She calls him cankersnitchle, so you know he’s whipped.”

Your such a anti-cankersnitchle right now

by BigDongGamer September 24, 2025

Russian Cancer Vaccine

Oh! See? Did you round up some of those cancer resistant wolves? What about the jellyfish thing? That was it, wasn't it?

Hym "Oh! Russian cancer vaccine? See? I told you that once we get some of those cancer wolves going we would be in business."

by Hym Iam November 26, 2025

fantastic-ular cancer

A cross between fantastic and testicular cancer that will catch people by surprise when they are expecting a nice FANTASTIC but instead end up with a devastating form of cancer.

Man that quiz was fantastic-ular cancer....HAH I TOTALLY GOT YOU.

by Abe Nugent November 8, 2007