Brown Flakes

The flakes of faeces that crumble off whilst picking the dried bits around your Corn Hole. Normally from not wiping after going to the toilet.

Hey James, I couldnt be bothered to wipe last night, now i have Brown Flakes.

by Sean April 13, 2005

brown job

a blow job received while pooping. most commonly performed on oneself while on the toilet.

"do you enjoy giving yourself a brown job in my shower?"

by ozonespider March 28, 2009

Brown Town

A slang term for heroin.

I'm down with brown town.

by #murderotica July 1, 2009

Jojo Brown

Jojo is the single most amazing person ever to be met and it is extraordinary to know him at all. He's good at absolutely everything, and he's one of those people that everyone just wants to be around. His talent does and will change lives, he will be inclined to whatever it is he wants to do because he is just that intelligent and blessed. Undeniably attractive, not just in the physical sense; brilliant and fun to be with.

Dude, I wish I was like Jojo Brown; he can sing, dance, act, play the piano, AND he has the most friends.

by superhoneymoon June 28, 2011

brown lipstick

When someone is said to be constantly "eating shit" from other people is defined as wearing brown lipstick.

That news reporter wears brown lipstick to keep her job

by SumerianPlumer November 13, 2013

Jerry Brown

The color of San Francisco's human excrement.

"Our sidewalks are now Jerry Brown."

by Honeyko April 18, 2019

brown snail

Turd that leaves a streak on its way down the toilet

I said goodbye to my family of brown snails as they returned to the ocean to play and make babies.

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002