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Turkey Week

n. The week after Thanksgiving, going until all leftover turkey has been devoured. During turkey week turkey eaters dig into turkey sandwiches, wraps, casseroles, soups, and any other turkey related meals. Turkey week is one of the best weeks of the year.
Tom: I can't wait to eat this turkey sandwich!

Bob: Yeah, ya' gotta love turkey week.
by TurkeyLover December 1, 2009
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Dead-set turkey

Someone who acts like an idiot for laughs, all of the time, and will most likely never mature, but is otherwise harmless to fellow humans.
That mate of mine Pete throws his dog's shit straight over the neighbour's fence and into their pool, he's a dead-set turkey, honestly.
by Stool_pidgun October 16, 2023
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Turkey Bag

68% of women surveyed indicated They preferred turkey bags over hairy scrotums.
by Turk787 January 28, 2025
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Turkey

“Yo a straight turkey” like wtf that even
by PhillycantfwBmore April 25, 2020
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Catching the crazy turkey

Catching the crazy turkey is a sexual act, usually done during the Cow Girl position, where in both the male and female flap their arms without rhythm and gobble savagely.
Michael and Lindsay received complaints from their neighbors because they spent the night catching the crazy turkey.
by Flynt Cole December 13, 2014
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Turkey Chin

The art of wearing jeans with a zipper and putting the skin of your balls through the zipper therefore creating the “Turkey Chin”
Omg Dave did u see Johns Turkey Chin? It looked like a fleshy prune
by Big Dick CJ September 26, 2017
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turkey call

I would love to give that bitch a turkey call
by armamilfs April 18, 2024
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