Windows

You mean the Windows Operating System or a window? Well, its a operating system.

“omg you got the new Windows 11?”
“dude Windows 95 is my favorite”

by psuedooldhandle May 22, 2021

Windows ME

The shitbag of the Windows series. Heck, Windows 10 is better. WINDOWS 10. You are better off with Windows 2000.
Windows ME is a operating system. The ME stands for Millenium Edition... all i can say.
If you live in 2000, just wait until Windows XP.
You’ll thank me. :)

“Bill Gate’s Windows ME was a mistake.”

by psuedooldhandle May 22, 2021

bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)

Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..

by cat hotdog August 15, 2021

Windows

**Windows:** bloating os with spyware

Windows is the most trash os ever

by AHiddenDonut August 20, 2021

Bashed in the Back Window

When a man gets a fissure due to excessive force while receiving anal sex

What started off as a loving encounter ended up being bashed in the back window.

by All Bets Hedged June 10, 2021

seeing the world out of little window

Like from your phone you aren’t living life truly just watching as it goes by, live every moment

Seeing the world out of little window that makes me feel unreal sad

by ndnd911 August 17, 2024

get help with file explorer in windows

When you press the '?' icon in Windows within File Explorer by mistake

*Opens File Explorer and presses the '?' icon when trying to search* "Ugh, I don't need to get help with File Explorer in Windows"

by LoweredUniform August 25, 2024