Wet sandwich

A lesser version of Wet ham sandwich. a person who is socially awkward and unmotivated to improve their situation.

A food stuff between two slices of bread which mappers to be moist.

EX:1

Dude 1: "yo how come Robert doesn't get out much?"

Dude 2: "he's a wet sandwich"

EX:2

Dude 3: "WTF this sandwich wet!"

by A INTILLEKTUAL August 2, 2018

Wet Wipe

An absolute pussy, usually referring to frigid

Damn that cunt is a soppy wet wipe

by TopDonny February 12, 2020

Wet whistle

When cum drips out of her pussy and down past her butthole, then she farts and blasts cum everywhere.

Did you just wet whistle all over my leg?

by saltyson February 13, 2022

Wet Matilda

When you blow in someone's asshole after they fresh out of the shower or bath.

"Hey babe, im going to go take a shower and I want you ready to give me a wet Matilda."

by miss_sunshine87 November 17, 2017

wet hair>>

when a guys hair is wet it makes them 10x more attractive

“my hair is wet rn so lemme take a pic and send it😵”

me rn: wet hair>>

by lilizzyvertt April 20, 2021

Wetting the palette

When your drinking with your college buddies while wearing your swim trunks and you decide that its just easier to pee in your trunks than going to the bathroom.

Dude I can't believe Hodge is wetting the palette, that totally increased her coolness.

by Buhmah December 5, 2011

wet durag

Someone who looks like shit in the morning and shits themselves in the car and blames it on others

Walking into a store: Justin: holy shit Genevieve: what? Justin: you look like a fuckin wet durag

by Wet Durag man September 11, 2019