dookie ham

Type of poop that's about the size of a whole baloney, thick, dense, and heavy.

"I laid down a dookie ham so dense you can see the ribs and fat in it."

- What sort of flavor is this fine meat?
- Nah bro that's the dookie ham I slammed down this morning

by layingdookiehamsdaily May 2, 2025

Dropping Ham

When you been fucking a lot of fat bitches

“My boy John been dropping ham, no fine bitches🤦 ♂️”

by Larry san February 14, 2024

Ham

Being a little annoying pussy that no one likes.

Man Ham can keep his annoying swede noises to himself

by TheRandomGuyThatNoOneKnows November 4, 2020

ham lolly

british word for penis. also, the act of orally lubricating the penis.
ham lolly-pop.

i asked the young lady walking in the mall is she'd like to sample some ham lolly.

by grimpin1 May 3, 2011

Hams out

Going topless. Mostly used to describe a women who takes off her shirt in a non traditional setting.

Dude, check this shit, that chic is going hams out!!

by Mean1 August 28, 2016

ham-hop

ham and cheese croissant generally sold to after hour bar patrons

the ham-hop was so warm the cheese and ham where bubbling inside the croissant

by john-lindsay September 13, 2013

ham class

An obese person booking two seats in econony class on a plane travels ham class.

When it's time for obese people to board a plane, the gate agent says "Now boarding ham class".

by ReyVenge May 28, 2024