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Get the Fish Water mug.The windows phone version of flappy bird, which is 10x harder twice as frustrating, and u play as a huge dumb ass jelly fish tht looks like it could be a breast implant
the underwater equivalent to tht stupid bird
the underwater equivalent to tht stupid bird
Did u get flappy bird yet?
me: no I have a shitty windows phone they only have jolly fish which is already making me frustrated!! 😒😒
me: no I have a shitty windows phone they only have jolly fish which is already making me frustrated!! 😒😒
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Get the Shampoo fishing mug.When you accidentally f**k your girl while her tampon is still in her pussy, thereby pushing it deep into her vagina. When you finish intercourse, you have to retrieve the tampon and "fish it" out of her vagina.
Guy (while fingering his girl after sex): "Uhh, I feel somethin' fuzzy in there"
Girl: "Oh sh*t, that's my tampon, can you get it out?"
Guy (to friend): "had to go tampon fishing last night...f**k man, never again."
Girl: "Oh sh*t, that's my tampon, can you get it out?"
Guy (to friend): "had to go tampon fishing last night...f**k man, never again."
by randomentry123 June 24, 2011
Get the Tampon Fishing mug.The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like - and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on brain wave energy, absorbing all unconscious frequencies and then excreting telepathically a matrix formed from the conscious frequencies and nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain, the practical upshot of which is that if you stick one in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language: the speech you hear decodes the brain wave matrix.
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
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