when a man bends over spreads his ass cheeks lets a little turd out of his anus so your butt looks like an egg and his man peices are the ham - this is a waiting game from the movie waiting -worth ten kicks in the ass
by one ball May 24, 2009
Get the brown eggs and ham mug.A term used to describe a girl during that special time of the month, when the partner performs oral ingesting the egg that is ejected through her natural process.
by Alex P. TheKiller March 22, 2009
Get the Egg Mcmuffin mug.It's when you shove a Portuguese Crow egg into a girls butthole without breaking it. She then crushes it with her anus and pushes the yok out while you slurp it up with a straw. Originating in the southern farming area of Portugal in the early 19th century.
I couldn't figure out where all my crow eggs were going. Then I caught Amelia with the towns clergymen and a dozen eggs practicing the Portuguese Crow Egg. I filed for divorce yesterday.
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this word makes people understand his body and his hair(none)
this word makes people understand his body and his hair(none)
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