slapping the sausage

A phrase the means to masturbate.

I spent five hours last night slapping the sausage.

by Anonymous 69 69 February 26, 2014

Slapping the Dickinson

Popular slang for masturbation; also comes in the form 'having a slap', 'slapping' or 'slap of the dickinson'.

Nothing beats Slapping the Dickinson.

by RichardPeterson March 27, 2011

Cock Slapped

When a girl is incredibly infatuated with a guy and will do anything for him despite him not being interested. This phenomenon is quite similar to being pussy whipped or being a simp.

Tom: "Hey Ashley, can I borrow $12,000?"
Ashley: "Sure Tom, anything for you."
Dave: "Dang bro, she Cock Slapped for real!!!"

by MRTY-2002 October 05, 2020

Slap Griffin

Something usually done on Slap Griffin Day, which is on October 29th.

Griffin: "Today is Slap Griffin Day, time to get slapped"

by Angery Goomba Except not October 29, 2019

Slapping The Rope

term used for male masturbation

nah can't right now mate im slapping the rope

by defDEF332 January 17, 2019

slap-assassin

A perpetrator of a "slap-ass friday" assault.

The slap-assassin's are in police custody.

That guy is a real slap-assassin.

by whocalled the cops December 09, 2013

Culp Slap

A slap with the force of a thousand suns

She's been in a coma ever since he culp slapped her.

by Thebigjew December 01, 2013