describe a spruce tree

When you want to tell a friend to suck a dick but cant say it outloud
Long, thick, spikey, pokey, brown, and tall

Go describe a spruce tree Payge!!!

by Gosuckasprucetree May 26, 2022

Planting a Few Trees

Anal Sex

I pulled my ass cheek this weekend planting a few trees.

by Betterthanyouwusses April 13, 2011

Christmas tree father

A father who is decorated, and is the center of attention for as long as he can be useful. Then when the glamor wares off,
he becomes slowly neglected, then thrown out of the house.

Yes, he's a Christmas tree father, he's staying with me until he finds a place.

by bossonvacation January 15, 2018

grassy tree root

a sexual position in which a man sticks his raging nathan in a mossy tree root

christopher went to the forest for a grassy tree root

by rottenoysterwitharagingnathan May 3, 2009

mexican tree war

A gang bang of chodes.

We should not be involved in this mexican tree war.

by I Big Daddy September 5, 2016

Irish Christmas Tree

A bush where someone has hung a bag of dog shit, like some disgusting decoration on a Christmas Tree.

You should probably walk on the other side of the street. Theres an Irish Christmas Tree up ahead.

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021

willow tree syndrome

1. The act of being shady or sketchy in character.

2. Not trustworthy or believable.

You can't trust anything that he does or says, he suffers from willow tree syndrome.

by SecretAgtWoman December 24, 2009