rum turkey

Heavy seshers who don’t know when to stop

Davey u rum turkey

by Blind squid February 26, 2023

Crankshaft-Walter Turkey

Anything to do with a cranky old man from the Flint Michigan area

That old Turkey is such a cranky old grouch! He is just like Walter off of Jeff Dunhams act. That old cuss is such a Crankshaft-Walter Turkey!

by Walter-Turkey February 13, 2010

Prude as a Turkey

Because turkeys only lay eggs during mating season, this is why they don't sell them in stores!

Else: ahhh shes as 'prude as a turkey, shall we go to a rahmen class i?

by TurkeyRahmen November 21, 2019

turkey bag gang

groups of strange people you see walking together near you

omg rachel look over at that turkey bag gang

by kynabug1307 July 08, 2021

banged me a turkey sandwich

When a vagina is penetrated repeatedly and with excessive force, whereas afterwards the vagina resembles lunch meat.

He really banged me a turkey sandwich last night!

by Kristenkooster October 26, 2017

buttering the turkey

When you rub a girls clitoris so hard until a butter like substance comes out of her vagina, you then take that substance and rub it all over her bum and lick it off like a thanksgiving dinner. :)

Damn man, I was with Jessica last night buttering the turkey all night long.

by BussANut December 01, 2018

sherky turkey

A sherky turkey is someone who claims to rule the roost, when in fact, they do not. They are extremely lazy and often sherk their responsibilities (aka chores, bathing etc).

Brian thinks he is the man of the house, but he is actually just the sherky turkey.

by dirtiersquirrel March 06, 2018