Mississippi Mud Train

When one partner fucks their partners mouth, while letting a turd slip out on to their significant others chest, allowing it to slide down their torso.

Man, I can’t believe she let me Mississippi Mud Train her!

by LaneMikey May 26, 2018

The Osaka Bullet Train

The act of self-pleasure while on a bidet and immediately preceeding climax, one initiates the bidet to spray firmly on the rectum, thus creating a supergasm.

Guy 1: Have you ever been to Japan?
Guy 2: Yes, I experienced The Osaka Bullet Train for the first time there.

by 4guys1house December 29, 2018

french train schedule

A French train schedule is often marked delayed, or in French, retard. Someone who is a French train schedule, then, is a retard.

"The new guy is such a French train schedule. How'd he get in?"
"Nepotism."

by Instr August 18, 2017

Alabama train derailment

When family members are engaged in group sex with another family member and something happens (superficial or catastrophic) to bring it to an early or unexpected end.

We was all banging cousin Shirley out back at the family reunion when uncle Bubba's liquor still blew up and started an Alabama train derailment almost instantly.

by Gliterbob the Clown March 10, 2023

Taking the Train to Perry

When your life is a bender.

It sucks cleaning up after taking the train to Perry like that.

by HALFWAYMARK April 10, 2017

Vroom Vroom Train

A Vroom Vroom Train is a very good friend to have. Vroom Vroom Train is very funny, kind, smart, and friendly. Do not be afraid to approach Vroom Vroom Train. If someone hurts you, Vroom Vroom Train will be there to save you and destroy whoever upset you. Get a friend like Vroom Vroom Train.

Choo Choo Bus and Vroom Vroom Trains are the best kind of friends out there

by The Vroom Vroom Train May 22, 2023

Detroit train cars

It is when two men fist each other at the same time in a train like manor

Those dudes Detroit train cars so well

by abccdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzzz January 13, 2021