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hood ham sandwich

When a female keeps a glock 45, nine millimeter, or any other small firearm in her vagina.
I pulled down her panties and found a hood ham sandwich. pussy
by BrendoWithTheExtendo November 28, 2017
mugGet the hood ham sandwichmug.

HOODs

A hood is a working class Belfast youth who belongs to a loose gang from the same area who hang out on the streets, perhaps engaging in petty crime.
"Those pair of brothers Rocco & Hirk are nothing but a pair of hoods!"
by dsfsdfdsfs April 11, 2025
mugGet the HOODsmug.

Hood ornament

A bottle of henessy glued to the hood of a ghetto car
Hurry up and kill da henny , im gonna give that impala a hood ornament
by Smartestdumbguy December 26, 2016
mugGet the Hood ornamentmug.

robbin' the 'hood

What da famed Earl-of-Huntingdon-turned-outlaw character partially stopped da evil Prince John and Sheriff of Nottingham from doing
When King Richard returned from da Crusades, he told da Band Of Merry Men dat although he didn't entirely approve of their methods of counteracting government corruption, he knew dat his own stuffy "high-toned, high-society" colleagues had been "robbin' the 'hood" themselves --- and to a much greater degree than said rebels had done, and with merely self-serving intent --- and so he granted each and every one of said honorable bandits a free and complete pardon.
by QuacksO March 5, 2024
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woody hood winked

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.
We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.
by Beaks86 February 26, 2017
mugGet the woody hood winkedmug.

hood flies

A person that is a total scank or douche, who swarms around a person who is attractive and intelligent... And may actually get them.
Example 1:

Woman: I went to a party and got trampled by a bunch of hood flies.

Example 2:

Dumb Man: look at that girl over there. She looks like fun.

Smart Man: Don't do it bro. She's a total hood fly.
by Lonely lisa June 10, 2016
mugGet the hood fliesmug.

Hood ass

Hood ass is a term for an individual of any ethnicity playing a video game in a competitive stance but on a casual mode,

Typically using low level or otherwise tacky cosmetics or skins.
look at that hood ass!, his 90”s bad.”
by Metro_Moret August 3, 2020
mugGet the Hood assmug.

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