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Tingle Tard

Someone who is undeniably so retarded that simply calling them retard does not suffice, and you have to say something stupid back to them so they will understand.
Joe: Hey mike?
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!
by Urban Dick(tionary) February 25, 2025
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Totalitarianistic tard

The term "totalitarianistic tard" combines "totalitarianistic," which refers to a form of government that seeks to control every aspect of public and private life, with the word "tard," which is a derogatory slang term sometimes used to insult or demean someone perceived as foolish or incompetent.

Together, "totalitarianistic tard" could suggest a person who is perceived as both authoritarian in their views or behavior and lacking in intelligence or awareness. However, this phrase does not have a standardized or widely recognized meaning and is not commonly used in discourse. It may be seen as offensive or derogatory, so caution is advised in its use.
Person 1: Dude, Americans suck with their "freedom", when their freedom clearly isn't working out. Putin and Kim Jong Un are the best leaders in the world. Communists, rise up against the Western world! Person 2: Shut up, you totalitarianistic tard. There's no sense in arguing with an idiot like you.
by KGrand March 4, 2025
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Tard-muffin

When Someone lacks so much Intelligence or someone who is Cluelessly dumb with their actions.
Jacob Finnerty you’re a tard-muffin !
by ihateyuppies06 August 8, 2024
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Tard Shoe

1. A velcro ladden shoe used for special needs.

2. An especially dumb American Leftist reeeeetard. Often devoid of reason, and self control. See 'Special Needs'
1. 'Wow!He put on the tard shoe like he doesn't even need it.'

2. 'Did that tard shoe really just do that? No surprise there.'
by DharmaCoyote March 29, 2025
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Tarded jerker

a tarded jerker is a retard that jerks it
Yo that tarded jerker just jerked all over me, what a retard
by Klopmaxxer April 12, 2025
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Tarded jerker

That Tarded jerker unleashed his thick, steamy, white nectar to mlp so I kicked in his shit and left him a siezing jerker, his hand, forever grasping his cock, foaming at the mouth, as it turns purple
by Klopmaxxer April 12, 2025
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Christ-tard

A Christian with low intelligence. Usually also extremely devoted to the religion and homophobic.
Most american Christians are Christ-tards.
by Pizzelle April 12, 2025
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