Strawberry Chocolate Surprise

A sex act in which a guy gives anal to a chick on her period and then vaginally penetrates her before coming in her mouth.

Omg I got a strawberry chocolate surprise while I was banging my pharmacist.

by jett777 July 3, 2017

surprise vent

when someone vents without permission - normally out of nowhere

W: “dude, J surprise vented again when i woke up from my nap earlier this afternoon”
M: “no way are you okay?”
W: “surprise venting sucks!”

by anonymous May 5, 2024

No milk and no surprises

A bowl of cereal of cereal where instead of using milk, you use beer. Typically consumed by Radiohead listeners.

Bro let me down so I made him do No milk and no surprises

by Incel69 June 19, 2022

Hashemi Surprise

To act underhandedly and / or utilise methods of deceit in order to gain a financial benefit

Oh look, there she goes with another 'Hashemi Surprise'

by PJai October 22, 2022

blown surprise

A bar trick usually performed by a female server or bar tender on a patron that has closed their tab and hung around to bullshit with their friends. At this point, the server/bar tender re-engages with the non-tipper to tell them the legend of if you blow on one’s asshole, one is unable to shit. With that, the patron calls shenanigans and asks the server/bar tender to prove it. Without hesitation, the server has the cheap bastard lie on their back on the bar/a table/the floor, pulls down her pants to expose her balloon knot, then has the scumbag blow a sweet breeze. Upon the wind hitting the chocolate star, she releases an extrusion of warm soft-served shitty logs onto the mother fucker’s face.

Yo, the other night I hung out with a buddy at the Watering Hole and he brought his dumbass coworker with him. That mother fucker bought over $100 of booze and didn’t tip the bar tender. He then hung around like Epstein in a jail cell. Eventually the bar tender told him THE legend and as expected, he didn’t believe it and asked her to prove it. So, she gave him the blown surprise and released Thursdays meatloaf all over his face. It was epic!

by Bobby the Bug Man October 5, 2020

buddha surprise

When wearing a long shirt, such as a sweatshirt, pull the boat out of the basement. The lift up your shirt to expose the goods and your Buddha belly.

When I walked in, she was laying on the bed looking hot so I gave her the Buddha surprise and told her to come get it.

by JOEnobody March 31, 2008

surprise potato

Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.

"hey man what the fuck was up with you at dinner?"
"I had to hit you with that surprise potato."

by Don't touch the baby May 14, 2019