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Needs Snakes

If it doesn't have snakes, it needs them. Period.

Most effectively exclaimed during a movie at a packed theatre.

A direct reference to the greatest movie of all time, Snakes on a Plane with Samuel L. Jackson, the meanest and coolest motherfucker in the world.
While watching a movie like Gigli, 8 mile, Get Rich or Die Tryin', etc:

Viewer 1: This movie is fucking terrible...
Viewer 2: NEEDS SNAKES!!!
by Super Mario Brother September 1, 2006
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Mississippi Mud Snake

Man, I let my dog out to take a dump and he left a huge Mississippi Mud Snake on the back porch.
by Billymudhoney July 24, 2010
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mexican snake bite

it's a jaw breaking maneuver in which the victim's mouth is opened and placed in a "biting" postion on a street curb then the assailant gives a hard stomp to the back of the victim's head. causing the victim to suffer broken teeth, jaw or somecase's even death.
Paco-"did you hear the Juarez boys gave Joey a mexican snake bite."
Dave-"why'd they do that?"
Paco-"cuz Joey was talking too much with La Eme."
by juarez cartel March 10, 2004
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Snake Her Toilet

"Look at that ass! I'd love to snake her toilet."
by The Stain December 15, 2008
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Watch out for the snakes

To keep an eye out for people who you think you can trust, but will end up stabbing you in the back.
Chris "I thought Rey was a bro but him and his girl haven't been talking to me. So I asked her what was wrong and she said that he sees me as a threat and he told her to stop talking to me. Even though when they were going to break up I vouched for him and told her not to because I thought he was a good guy."
Ed: "Gotta watch out for the snakes bro!"
by Sir.Darkfox January 7, 2016
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there's a snake in my boot

When your dick is so long that it goes down into your pants leg
Girl: so how big are you
Guy: well there's a snake in my boot
by Briarcrest April 20, 2017
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water snake toy

A toy that was about 4 inchs long that's made out of rubber used by young man as a pocket pussy. Find them for a dollar at the dollar store.
Oh boy, I have a urge to fuck let me get out my water snake toy for a quick rub out.
by Any9090 April 17, 2017
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