Smashed Crab Syndrome

Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.

"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."

by badcuntofbx January 1, 2014

Smashed

Another word for ugly bitches

Yo that bitch smashed

Yo tell that bitch she smashed

by Ps: OTFXSIR January 23, 2022

SMASH

S-Source
M-Mix
A-Amp
S-Speaker
H-Harrah

We Are Getting No Music Out Of The Speakers.
Have You Done The SMASH Check?

by Jescam August 18, 2018

smash the back

A mans sexual actions on a woman, when he enters her vaginally or anally from behind in an over-excitable way.
The expression could be used best contextually in a shopping mall when your mates are cruisin' and he wants to describe ones finding of a bird across the way, he would like to "smash the back" out of, for the enjoyment of the conversation.

Oy brah... check out 3 o'clock, in line at Subway.. damnnnnn id be wise to smash the back out of that one .

by Ham6 June 12, 2018

Smash December

From December 1st to December 31st you Have to smash at least once or twice that one month there is no limit of the amount of times you can have sex. But you must have sex during Smash December

Me and my Girlfriend had sex multiple times during “ Smash December “

by Clout queen November 27, 2018

Go some Go smashed

used only raining while it have been dropping so on then stop it suddenly and then it become big raindrops soon force silly

I hate f*ck of this rainy , Go some Go smashed. made me soaked !

by K'ev August 18, 2011

ultra smash

two words that dont have any business being together

What is an ultra smash? Is it a move in the game? Is it the game itself? Or is it just two words thave have no business being together at all?

Yes.

by A a a a a a a a a a October 31, 2022