by marnie14 April 24, 2017

a mother: “come on little Johnny, you need your sleep”
Little Johnny: “get the fuck out of my room I’m playing Minecraft!”
Little Johnny: “get the fuck out of my room I’m playing Minecraft!”
by The Gaming Canadian July 3, 2020

by echkno July 18, 2025

When you are a sleep and you're partner usually the girlfriend/wife/woman is touching your manhood in a sexual way without you consent,they may continue their assault till ejaculation is achieved. Signs that you may have experienced this are semen trails,sore rectum and or brusing around the genital area. Women with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are likely to commit such acts
by Leano brown September 19, 2025

The value of sleep is most intriguing — before you have it you don’t want it, after you don’t have it you would give anything to get it; you feel cheated when you are denied it, yet have no qualms with squandering it.
by Kdwk September 14, 2021

by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
If I’m really tired and feel the urge for a tug, I alway do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to look for tissues and just fall asleep right after.
by anonymous July 29, 2022
