the shoes Jason Kelce wore for all of his career starts with the Philadelphia Eagles. (This is because he hikes the ball)
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Elf shoes are pieces of leftover pizza that are at least a few days old. Defined by the “curl” at the point of the pizza slice, looking like an elf shoe. Typically, elf shoes happen because leftover pizza wasn’t refrigerated. While its not safe to consume pizza that’s been left out for more than a few hours, we’re all guilty of leaving the pizza box out for a few days, slowly chipping away at the leftover elf shoes.
“Hey, bro. You wanna help me finish this box of elf shoes? “
“I should have known that those elf shoes would make me feel like crap!”
“I should have known that those elf shoes would make me feel like crap!”
by MisterHollie December 28, 2021
Private Noobie: C'mon Sarge, the enemy hasn't shown in days. Can't we take a break?
Sergeant Hardass: Keep your shoes on, Noobie, don't let your guard down.
Sergeant Hardass: Keep your shoes on, Noobie, don't let your guard down.
by LuridHope June 24, 2022
by Poopy McPoopy Pants August 30, 2019
1. A Cinderfall term to beat up or get beaten up so badly that you or your opponent becomes unconscious that it makes it possible to steal his/her belongings
2. To be beaten up or jumped by two or more opponents
-"Shoe Taker" a person who is extremely strong
2. To be beaten up or jumped by two or more opponents
-"Shoe Taker" a person who is extremely strong
by Xinderz July 28, 2021
It's a term intended to make men insecure, or target a man's insecurities. It has no real meaning, but tends to offend people regardless.
by dumpsterbby November 19, 2021