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Shark

Jokingly offensive malarkey. You will sound very cool when you say this word instead of its predecessor.
"Why you smell like shark bruh" "frankly my dear, I don't give a shark." "Come back here, you piece of shark!"
by Audrew March 6, 2016
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shArk

Beautiful alented brilliant show stoppign
I love her
by SH2RKS October 27, 2020
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Shark Tank

A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.
Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
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whale shark unicorn

A mix of a whale shark and a unicorn. a whale shark with a horn on the head. People who like whale shark unicorns are stupid and ugly. WHALE SHARKS ONLY, NO UNICORNS. HAIL WHALE SHARK KILL ,WHALE SHARK UNICORNS.
"Whale shark unicorn lovers are stupid "
"IKR"
by WHALESHARKUNICORN-SUCKS March 14, 2018
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Sharked

To make someone bleed while having sex.
Last night he sharked me.
by Randomrandom 12345787 October 16, 2020
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Shark tank

A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.
The shark tank wasn't full of sharks, the contestants were full of shit.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
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Shark

To shark is to put one's dick inside of a nose, this is usually done in rehab when people are having withdrawals and just want to snort anything, so they would snort each other's cum.
I was chillin' in my house when a drug addict hopped in from my window and sharked me.
by Cock Crammer May 26, 2023
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