hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.

" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.

by cam clyde November 5, 2009

Sausage Basher

A man whom loves sausage(generally a human penis). He worships it all day and will never give up if there is a sausage possibly going.

Oi Dave Smith, that guys done nothing but look at you, what a Sausage Basher!

by Peter Griffin12 February 28, 2011

Rusty Sausage

A sausage that has been dipped in dirty toilet water, then fed to an unsuspecting victim.

Dude, Russ fed me a rusty sausage , but he told me it was fresh off the grill!

by Cronklet November 15, 2017

Sausage fest

Sausage fest are when it’s 1 girl and 10 guys trying to get the same girl

When at a party you might here damn it’s a sausage fest in here

by Doors lamps 345 November 21, 2021

Grand Sausage Plate

A German dish of five sausages. Found at the best German restaurants.

It's not on the menu but I'm asking for a Grand Sausage Plate.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Damp wet sausage

The act of hitting a baseball for a double or more

Wow wheels that’s a nice damp wet sausage

by Rawr xd 7878 May 22, 2022

Sausage and mash

An expression derived from the South-West region of England, particularly Devon. It refers to a large event or substantial amount of time that has passed.

"Jennie, do you remember the podcast episode we did about ghost witches?"
"No Kyle, I've had sausage and mash since then."

by ghoulclubfan November 15, 2022