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Salty

When one of your friends can't handle almost anything going their way. Or when things just don't add up. Either getting upset or confused or just plain tagging them in things online to have fun.
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Marcel can't handle losing at a nice friendly game of magic the gathering, therefore he is being salty. Sometimes for an unprecedented amount of time. It could take years for the salt to disappear
by Thelivejay May 8, 2017
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Salty

When he gets married, the "almighty government" is gonna feel pretty salty.
by FieroGT80 July 11, 2022
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salty dong

May I have 2 salty dongs please, and a bratwurst
by Sancerredave November 7, 2015
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salty gogurt

noun. Literally just ketchup packets. Preferably from In-n-Out.
“What did you have for breakfast?”
“I was running late so I just grabbed a couple salty gogurts”
by saltygogurtTM May 23, 2019
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Salty

The angry, upset, or agitated feeling one gets when expecting a positive result, but receiving a negative one.
Bro, we had been texting none stop all week so I was sure she was gonna let me smash this weekend. So I hit her up Saturday night to see if I could come over. Tell me why this chick said "nah, my house just burned down." Smh, I wasted all that time for some bullsh*t. Im mad salty right now.
by Asher Goodchild July 5, 2017
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Salty Spider-Man

Lay across the top of bathroom stall, facing downward. Wait for someone to enter and sit down on toilet. Urinate on them from above
I totally gave the new guy a salty Spider-Man
by RJS848 May 14, 2019
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Salty margarita

A one hitter packed of your favorite mary Jane and rimmed with some keef
Dude that salty margarita had me feeling right last night
by Battleblood 7273 November 28, 2016
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