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Shanghai Surprise

When you are having sex with a girl and she wants you to hit the gspot and her clit. So you have your penis inside her at an elevated angle to hit the clit reportedly. Then you take your thumb and reach around her and stick your thumb in her ass.
Man 1: why is natasha blowing up your phone all the time?
Man 2: I gave her the Shanghai surprise last week and she's hooked.
by Dirty Chaos April 10, 2018
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Surprise Release Poop

When your poop stimulates your prostate I’m just the right way that it cause a person to ejaculate.
Matt: Are you cheating on me?
Michael: No, I think you just had a surprise release poop.
by WiccanGay May 5, 2025
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obama surprise

During sex a woman deficates into a males hands. They then exchange handshakes whilst reciting the American national anthem
During sex the other night, me and Dave tried the Obama surprise
by Mrbig696969 December 27, 2016
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Surprise Spider-Man

When a bukkake group cums into a jar for someone. This person then goes and finds the enemy and splatters them with cum, Spider-Man style.
This dude at work is such a douche, one day I'm gonna come in and give him a Surprise Spider-Man.
by MorningFey September 18, 2016
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a jacking surprise

When you're just having a wank and you unexpectedly let out a load.
boy: Ahh man A jacking surprise?!!!
mom: What the hell
boy: Dont look!
by Person Jerd September 11, 2016
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surprise blumpkin

your having a relaxing shit and the door bursts open and the person yells Surprise blumpkin and starts to give you unplanned oral sex
Cameron burst into the hot portaloo. Yells surprise blumpkin and started sucking. He enjoys when the poo poo snapped off and splashes up into his mouth the same time as the man ejaculated
by Sxfndr December 6, 2020
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Midwest surprise

When your girl or fella unbuttons your pants to go down on you and finds... SURPRISE! A second pair of pants cuz it so got dang cold outside.
Came home from work the other night and my lady was feeling so steamy I didn't have the heart to tell her she was in for a Midwest surprise.
by JT2025 December 27, 2024
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