sloppy dallas

its a blowjob with a mouth full of dip

the dooo: you want me to give you a sloppy dallas

idk this is for mcnasty and soup and the dooo
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by @Vampires_Knights_ October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

getting a blowjob after girl packs a FAT lip of dip

yehaw brother my cousin said if i meet her at the barn tonight she's gonna give me a sloppy dallas

by floridaman October 15, 2020

Sloppy Joe

When a guy eats a girl’s poop and then proceeds to eat her out.

Doctor: What do you think caused this UTI?
Girl: It was probably from when my boyfriend gave me a Sloppy Joe.

by BigSlop January 15, 2018

Sloppy clown

When a guy unloads in a woman's vagina while she is on her menstral cycle then goes down on her and eats it and gets it on his face.

Last night Tom got a sloppy clown.

by Bearded Lunchlady April 21, 2022

sloppy dallas

When a woman sucks you off with a mouth full of dip.

Hey baeb can you give me a sloppy dallas tonight

by Uvealelm October 15, 2020

Sloppy Alan

A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.

Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.

Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?

Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!

Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.

by RyButtnik October 5, 2023

sloppy dutchman

A Sloppy Dutchman is a reward for a job well done - the do-gooder receives a blowy from a lad from Holland. Upon completion, said Dutch lad spits a blend of spooge and dip spit into a wooden shoe.

Dan got the job done quickly and was rewarded at day’s end with a Sloppy Dutchman.

by MarcoPolo-original August 18, 2024