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Self-flagellate

A masochistic masturbatory maneuver in which a male ties a thick string to a fan, positions himself within reach of the string and facing away from it, turns said fan on, and aggressively jacks off while getting whipped furiously by the rotating string.
I asked that dude from the IT department who always asks me if I tried turning the computer off & on to fix a problem why he's been limping all over the office today, and he looked around, made sure no one was around, and then leaned over and whispered to me that he self-flagellated for so long last night that his fan motor overheated. In response, I asked if he turned it off & on to see if it was still functional.
by sugafiend February 3, 2025
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Self-Immolation (again)

What happened to the self-immolation story Russell (the alleged little girl rapist)? It was just their a second ago but now the title has changed! It was just "Liar liar pants on fire" and now it's about the spending bill! What happened!? Where did it go?
Hym "So, Self-Immolation (again). Russel was going to report on it... But by the time his stream had ended... The title had changed! That is so weird that you guys are doing that! Because it was important and, like, central to the episode... But now... Spending bill in Ukraine and Israel and Taiwan... And not the Self-Immolation guy... There have been a lot of them lately... If only we had someome kind of anti-establishment 'truth-tellers' who weren't afraid of censorship to report on these stories without bowing to the big-tech overlords! Why did the guy light himself on fire, Russ? You know is someone else reports on it before you on YouTube your whole 'I have to post on Rumble so the single most dishonest shill on the planet (Gayve Jewben) can protect me from censorship' bit goes out the window, right? Lot of sweeping stuff under the rug going on there... Strange day... Weird stuff going on..."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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Anal Bead Self Defense

When you pull anal beads out of your butt to attack someone who is attacking you
I was walking down the street and got attacked but used anal bead self defense to escape.
by Frucé man XX68_69 August 9, 2020
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Self-riotousness

A person who is rioting within ones self.
Some one who is fighting a mental battle
“Describe mark in a word ?” “ he is self-riotousness”
by Massive Dyslexic January 9, 2023
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Self-Inflicted Flashbang

A Self-Inflicted Flashbang is when a male is masturbating and he claps his own ears as hard as possible. The stream of seminal fluid is directed at his eyes.
“Hey Todd wanna ho out to lunch?”
“What? Sorry, I committed a Self-Inflicted Flashbang earlier.”
by The Last Peacelord January 24, 2021
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Self love hours

Skyler : What the is it time ?
Inner dialogue: Don't forget self love hours. Oh yeah...that's right, I have self love.
Negative Person: Would you like to hang out sometime.
* Skyler checks her schedule*

{ Inner dialogue again: I love myself too much get involved with such like mindsets.}
Skyler: I'm Sorrow, I can not due to the fact that, I have to much responsibility right now.
Negative Person: Like what?
Skyler: I need to talk to Jesus.

Negative Person: ?
Skyler: I need to pray.

*Skyler leave the situation in God's hands and escapes the negativity.
Due to the fact of the Jesus Christ answering the prays*
by Skyler Jenkins August 5, 2025
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