salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

salty pickles

mcdonalds

whAT YOU GOT THE JOB AT SALTY PICKLES?? NOW U GIVEN ZENDAYA A SOMETHING

MIGHT USE DAT SALTY PICKLES HIRE TO TURN MY ENTREPRENEUR ENTERPRISE ECOMMERCE TO A SIDE HUSTLE THIS MAY OR FALL.

by kyreethemap May 24, 2023

The Salty Spitoon

When you ejaculate into your own mouth, gargle it, then spit it into someone else’s mouth. Presumably your sexual partner

“Last night in bed I gave my girl the Salty Spitoon”

by Professionalfatherfigure June 1, 2022

salty gogurt

noun. Literally just ketchup packets. Preferably from In-n-Out.

“What did you have for breakfast?”
“I was running late so I just grabbed a couple salty gogurts”

by saltygogurtTM May 23, 2019

Salty Spider-Man

Lay across the top of bathroom stall, facing downward. Wait for someone to enter and sit down on toilet. Urinate on them from above

I totally gave the new guy a salty Spider-Man

by RJS848 May 14, 2019

salty swig

taking a shot of balls or under arm sweat

no example
salty swig

by ThatSkreetKid January 10, 2020

Salty margarita

A one hitter packed of your favorite mary Jane and rimmed with some keef

Dude that salty margarita had me feeling right last night

by Battleblood 7273 November 28, 2016