A derogatory term for a little shithead. Usually followed up by some Joe six pack hurtling a half empty beer bottle at them. Similar to the terms Fucklet and Rapelet
Doug: *working on his 1969 Pontiac GTO*
Little Shit: "Your car sucks"
DOUG: "STFU YOU LITTLE CROTCH ROCKET" *Chucks a half empty beer bottle at the little shit*
Little Shit: "Your car sucks"
DOUG: "STFU YOU LITTLE CROTCH ROCKET" *Chucks a half empty beer bottle at the little shit*
by Dan's Z71 August 23, 2020
Get the Crotch Rocketmug. An unofficial holiday that falls on November 13th. My friend and I thought of it in Home Economics when we were doing something with holidays and the only one left to choose was boring old Labor Day. The day is basically about celebrating the invention of the rocket ship.
by GIR needs rehab October 16, 2008
Get the Rocket Daymug. “Hi, would you like to slop on my rocket?”
“Anyone want to come around and check out my slop rocket?”
“Anyone want to come around and check out my slop rocket?”
by Lads of bayside March 17, 2024
Get the Slop Rocketmug. I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?
I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023
Get the human crotch rocketmug. it T H R O B IN
by xxxl papa pocket rocket October 6, 2022
Get the big papas pocket rocketmug. by patrick EOD flight February 13, 2015
Get the rocket motoringmug. A liquid hug from the fun gods, just snug enough to fit in the crotch of your pants, making you feel like a sneaky, booze-smuggling superhero with questionable life choices.
As he stepped into the party with an awkward swagger, it became evident that his confidence was fueled by a crotch rocket snugly nestled in his pants, ready to unleash its liquid courage upon the unsuspecting crowd.
by MrCrazzyDew April 26, 2024
Get the Crotch Rocketmug.