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Crotch Rocket

A derogatory term for a little shithead. Usually followed up by some Joe six pack hurtling a half empty beer bottle at them. Similar to the terms Fucklet and Rapelet
Doug: *working on his 1969 Pontiac GTO*

Little Shit: "Your car sucks"

DOUG: "STFU YOU LITTLE CROTCH ROCKET" *Chucks a half empty beer bottle at the little shit*
by Dan's Z71 August 23, 2020
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Rocket Day

An unofficial holiday that falls on November 13th. My friend and I thought of it in Home Economics when we were doing something with holidays and the only one left to choose was boring old Labor Day. The day is basically about celebrating the invention of the rocket ship.
Greg: Dude, you wanna go huntin'?
Doug: Naw, I'll stay home for Rocket Day.
by GIR needs rehab October 16, 2008
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Slop Rocket

Selling a surfboard on Marketplace, but secretly trying to organised swingers party.
“Hi, would you like to slop on my rocket?”

“Anyone want to come around and check out my slop rocket?”
by Lads of bayside March 17, 2024
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human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more
I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023
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big papas pocket rocket

it T H R O B IN
by xxxl papa pocket rocket October 6, 2022
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rocket motoring

by patrick EOD flight February 13, 2015
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Crotch Rocket

A liquid hug from the fun gods, just snug enough to fit in the crotch of your pants, making you feel like a sneaky, booze-smuggling superhero with questionable life choices.
As he stepped into the party with an awkward swagger, it became evident that his confidence was fueled by a crotch rocket snugly nestled in his pants, ready to unleash its liquid courage upon the unsuspecting crowd.
by MrCrazzyDew April 26, 2024
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