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"Thanks bud. She's what remains of my winter beard, but I think I'm gonna have to put her down in a week or two. I haven't gotten laid since December."
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by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017

To stop eating so much food (referring to needing to use a shovel to consume more food) mostly told to a fat person
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