Hulu and heavy petting

Hulu isn't considered as good as Netflix and heavy petting doesn't feel as good as sex (chill). Hulu, Netflix, Hulu and handjobs, Netflix and chill, Amazon and anal, tv, television, cable tv, network tv, sex, making out

I don't care that my girlfriend likes it more, Hulu and heavy petting isn't nearly as good as Netflix and chill.

by joecoolthefool July 4, 2016

pretty please

An ugly person. Usually refering to a female.

You: "Did you see Sarah's new look? I think she is so pretty with shorter hair."

Me: "Pretty Please. She looks like a 12 year old boy with that hair style. In fact, it looks like a 12 year old boy styled her hair."

by One Rho March 22, 2008

petterass

A "petterass" has nothing to do with pedophilia, peters or asses you guys. Petterass is a way of calling someone PETTY and refers to something/body which is a trifle, unimportant, petty, minor matter or small. You would be more accurate to say someones small peter is petterass, but it really refers to their actions and attitude. Again-- petterass as meaning petty, small and minor doesn't refer to some guy petting small minors. HAHAHAHA!!! That is rich!

His critique of our definitions was petterass and banal.

by AsherReturns December 8, 2006

Pretty boy

A pretty boy is someone who is a homosexual, and usually acts very feminine. You can also call pretty boys, “retros”.

“Look at that pretty boy, dog.”

“Yeah, he’s definitely a nice retro. Too bad he’s gay.”

“Damn.”

by 420blazethem February 8, 2019

Pettigo

A little fucker named Jan that got buttfucker

Hey, i will give u pettigo tomorrow at School

by Cory R. October 4, 2004

Heavy Petting

When you pull back the scalp of your dog so hard you cause its eyes to bulge and its skull to constrict its brain. Don't do this, it is animal abuse and you will be thrown in jail for it.

Did you hear about the man who kill his dog last Tuesday via heavy petting?

by Shitstormwarning February 17, 2020

I know I'm pretty

The sure way to identify an ugly person.

Gabourey Bethany: "I know I'm pretty".
Audience applauds
Random Person in crowd: "You may want to rethink that applause.

by Laurence Welck October 16, 2013